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1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX? (because they are plugged into a genius) 2. WHY DON’T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX? (they don’t have enough time) 3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG? (they don’t stop to ask directions) 4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS? (because their balls fall over their [...] Comments (No responses yet)

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I decided to do a different kind of contest today. Inspired by your comments on my big knob post, I'm holding a contest for the best guess as to what the mystery switch in my car is for.



I will select my ten favorite guesses and post them in a poll for you to vote on. When the winner is selected, I will have a label created for the switch that reflects the winning caption. Your prize will be the knowledge that I am driving around with your label on that switch.



I will also award a special prize to the first person to offer documented proof of what the switch really does (or is supposed to do).

And just to get this out of the way:
1. No, the red light next to the switch does not go on when you click it. I don't know if it's supposed to.
2. I'm not going to tell you what kind of car it is. It shouldn't be hard to figure out.
3. If you've already submitted a guess/theory on my previous post, you don't have to re-submit it. I'll consider all of them.

Have fun!

Hey, what does this link do?

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Having some chest pains and the BP is 199/117… Doc says take my butt to the ER asap… I don’t suspect my number is up yet… But I may not be able to get any posts up on time … Sooo… If I don’t die… I’ll be back posting nonsense pretty quick. See You Soon. TheFourEyes addthis_url [...] Comments (No responses yet)

Here's something new: I've actually put some effort into today's shout-out. These are some posts that I ran across recently I thought would be worth your time.

• Want to say thanks to those serving overseas? Join Claudia in the Gratitude Campaign.
• Jeff gives a chilling example of how Google is reading your mind.
• Mr. Fabulous demonstrates why people generally avoid using sour cream for shaving.
• Get your comment in for the Crummy Church Signs commentary contest.
• Read Courtney's rebuttal to my anti-vegan tirade. (Who knew that vegans aren't from Vegas?)
• Brent has a Short Conversation with God.

That's it for now. I'm going to mix things up a little with tomorrow's contest. Check back here bright and early (maybe noonish) for details.

Please visit humor-blogs.com too! I'm so close to being #3!

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A Chinese couple are distraught after their three year old daughter threw their savings out of the window of their 17th floor flat. The little girl threw the equivalent of £700 out of the window of their rented apartment in Shenzen while her parents were asleep. “When I woke up, she wasn’t beside me, and my purse [...] Comments (No responses yet)

We featured a great comedy sketch a few weeks back that parodies facebook. Heres another parody on the whole facebook celebrity culture, this time its the turn of the Facebook Gangsta! Some great lyrics…

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