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I hurt for Kimberly Jones. I really do.

New York’s CW11 News was on hand as Ms. I-Want-Christina-Milian-To-Play-Me-On-The-Big-Screen [just tragic] received a visit from the repo man. The Queen Bee’s Bentley was placed on the repo list when she fell behind on car payments. [watch the video] Ha! This makes me appreciate the fact that the Kia is paid off even more.

When asked to make a comment about the rising tide of automobile repossessions Kim responded, “Get the fuck outta here, you are so fucking ridiculous!”

If there was ever a time to start peddling ass it would be now, Kimberly.

This is some shit straight off of Parking Wars. If you ever want a good laugh at other people’s expense I suggest you tune in. The Philadelphia Parking Authority doesn’t play!

I can’t wait to read what Khia has to say about this. Her year round bus pass is paid in full baby! She’s such a responsible queen. Thanks Burnt Grits for the story!

Ellen premiered her new American Express commercial featuring Bust It Creole on her talk show earlier this week. Although the two exchange a friendly smooch I wouldn’t label this as hot girl on girl action.

Jay-Z better quit playing horse with LeBron and keep an eye on his girl though. Ellen will have her ass in the back room “finding nemo” with her legs spread like she’s giving her a pap smear.

[Video via Sandra Rose]

2008 maybe the year of the Rat, but it looks more of the year of the baby mama. Celebs such as MC Breed, 50 Cent, Sean Levert have all had their fair share of baby mama woes and the latest celeb to fall is Damon Dash.

TMZ is reporting that Linda Williams has filed court documents seeking money from DD for their son, DD II. Williams claims that “Boogie” told her he was “living with not hot water [sic] or electricity for two months in his bedroom,” and that Damon took him to the morgue to ID an uncle who committed suicide by gunshot to the head. He also told her Daddy Damon didnt pay for the $3600 b-ball camp. She also wants to know where is the $10 mil trust for their son.

DD’s rep is mum on the allegations.

Seriously why have kids if you are not going to take care of them. Spend time with your child, don’t take them to the morgue UNLESS s/he has done some really eff’ed up thing. Does Junior REALLY need to go to $3600 b-ball camp, what is wrong with going to the local Y.  I’m just saying…

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They tried repo your girl’s Bentley because she hasn’t paid the note in like four or five months. Click here to watch the story on last night’s evening news. The video is labeled “Business is Good For the Repo Man.” In the clip, Kim refuses to give up her car and rides on the reporters when they try to ask her about it.

I’m glad that this chick went under the radar to film the Sex and the City movie because I couldn’t take her showing up to random events singing “And I Am Telling You I’m Not Going.” If you invited her to the opening of a jar of pigs feet she would probably accept, but I still have nothing but love for Effie White.

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For just $9.99 you can now purchase this hand shaped soap for the shower.

Not sure why? via

Speeder Dogs! How i chuckled!

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This great little piece of photoshop art is by Reece Ward (did the watermark give it away?). An R2 unit repair manual in the inimitable style of the famous Hayes car repair manuals. (your dad probably had one).

Reece is also responsible for this great t-shirt design in the style of the English Heritage plaques that are typically nailed to the wall of past homes of famous and historical people. In this case…the Doctor. “Time Lord & Traveller” Who died in 1408 before he was born in 2300.(via)

This is the “Hijos de Villa Tequila” shooter. And what a great looking thing it is…

Every “shot” squirts 200ml of genuine Mexican tequila. Great fun! via

Would work very well with this great drinking belt…

Portuguese-born Mad man Carl Dionisio is a thrill seeker. To recreate the excitement, trepidation and fear of his first ever bungee jump, he decided to make his own rope from 18,500 condoms. (unused condoms I assume).

Carl, 37, said: “It was difficult as the condoms are slippery. When we tied knots they would just slip out.

“Latex is latex. But the cord was based on a mathematical formula and although I was 99 per cent sure that it would work, my stomach was in a knot for a month before the jump.”

The fear of your condom breaking has never been so intense…

Im not quite sure what that proved…but nice one! via